Friday, July 25, 2003

Bulwer-Lytton Fiction Contest






    They had but one last remaining night together, so they embraced each other as
tightly as that two-flavor entwined
    string cheese that is orange and yellowish-white, the orange probably being a bland
Cheddar and the white . . .
    Mozzarella, although it could possibly be Provolone or just plain American, as it
really doesn't taste distinctly dissimilar
    from the orange, yet they would have you believe it does by coloring it differently.

Ms. Mariann Simms -
Wetumpka, AL



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